So you thought $80 million wouldn’t buy you anything these days?
How about a shiny new logo?
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The English Are Coming!
Our brains are specialized in discerning features that stand out from the common, the ordinary, which explains why we pay an inordinate amount of attention to seeming “coincidences” (such as having a dream about the number 7, and the next day filling up our gas tank and the pump stopping at $7.00) and come up with the most elaborate theories, philosophies, and religions to make sense of said coincidences. The flip side of this trait of our brains is that we often fail to put things in the right context (such as remembering all the times we dream of something that does not materialize the following days).
That said, here is a weird coincidence: one day last week, we were driving away from Shilshole along Seaview Avenue, roughly midway between the railroad crossing and the bridge, when suddenly I see this Ford Explorer heading straight toward me in MY lane!, giving no indication that he might have inadvertently veered across the center line, or some such inattention. This car seemed bent on suicide by head-on collision! So I lay on my horn and my brakes, and get ready to swerve, but at the last moment, my would-be executioner veers off. Phew!
Less than a week later, I am driving toward Shilshole, having just passed under the bridge, when I happen to look in the rearview mirror: about 100-200 feet behind me, I see another car going in my same direction, but in the wrong lane again! Before I know it, another car comes from the opposite direction, and I wait to witness a head-on collision from my rearview mirror vantage point, but a similar thing happened between those two cars.
I can’t swear on it, but I think the vehicles involved in both cases were different. Both events took place in broad daylight.
Which makes me wonder: is there something about the (almost completed) new Seaview Avenue that gives westbound drivers the illusion that they might be on a two-lane one-way street? Does the concrete barrier maybe look like a median, instead of the pedestrian protection that it is?
Or could there possibly be some new Brits in our neighborhood, who aren’t used to driving on the wrong side of the street yet? (Or South-Africans, or Indians, or Japanese, …)
Either way, watch out for those westbound Brits on Seaview!